Your words made me happy, I even forgot how to breathe, thank you sooo much
Oh, boy! It’s Anon McJerkface-Turdbreath, the incredible EquAra hater! I’ve been waiting for you, my friend.
Let us see. First, I’ll start with your terrible grammar.
sinkedsunken* otherwise promptly, kill yourselfotherwise, promptly kill yourself*
Alright, one less thing to take care of.
Secondly, I’d like to know why you care so much about my MASSIVE BATTLE GALLEON OF A SHIP. Is it really so big that it keeps you from turning your head to the side and admiring the rest of the harbour? Is it so obnoxious that you can’t help but feel a threat-inducing, boiling rage that keeps you from blacklisting the tags instead of telling people to kill themselves?
You’re a bad person, anon. A terrible one.
I myself ship EquAra because it’s adorable. They’re such BABES. They deserve eachother. Red, pale, black, BFFsies, whatever relationship, they just do.
Just imagine the THINGS they’d do as mates (in any sense of the word). A massive, muscular troll with a knack for mechanics and an adventurous babe with a heart of gold and a love for puns/bad jokes? WHERE DO I SIGN FOR THIS?
Just… fucking adventures, man.
Plus, telling someone to kill themselves over a ship? Really? Sir Brah, I believe it’s time to let go of your mouse and keyboard/cellphone/potato-powered communicating device for a while and go outside. Breathe some fresh air. Walk barefoot across your garden. Can you hear the birds singing? “tweet tweet, anon is a terrible individual who told people to kill themselves over the internet”
Whoops, rude ass birdies. But they’re right, aren’t they?
If experiencing Real Life (tm) for at least an hour doesn’t fix the anger issues you have, I would suggest you find yourself a good psychologist.
Or… a psychiatrist.
Ta-ta! Take care, anon! Don’t step on too many legos on your way out! We wouldn’t want you to send death threats to a bunch of inanimate plastic blocks.
This person deserves the applause